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A tongue-in-cheek look at the unique profession of church-work

2/4/2019 0 Comments

Church - Out of Context

The staff here at Legacy Church often laugh at the odd comments we make and hear.  We decided that we needed a place to compile them all and share them with others who work in this weird profession called ministry or who may appreciate the wonderful oddity of our days.
5.23.19 
​"My job next week is to figure out how to safely suspend the Children's Pastor from the ceiling..."  ~Pastor Brent
4.18.19
"My... hands... are like... wooooowww......."  ~Pastor Jeff (Recovering from having tonsils removed)
3.11.19
"We neither know the date or the time, but we are anxiously awaiting the second coming..... of the copy repair man!"  ~Pastor Jeff
After the copier had been down for days with multiple parts ordered and services visits have taken place.  (As of this post, it's still out of commission)
2.12.19 - Staff Meeting
"Everything is going over whales"  ~Pastor Julio
He meant to say, "Everything is going over wheels".  Which again meant nothing to us, but apparently is a colloquial phrase meaning everything is moving forward and going fine.
PLUS SOME BONUS COMMENTS OVERHEARD IN DECEMBER 2018
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"I AM the drill!"   ~Pastor Brent while building Christmas musical set.
"We are not dumb people."   ~While trying to determine how to best word something.
"Is the sag really two inches?!?!"   ~While building Christmas musical set.
"I am their leader.  Where did they go?"   ~Pastor Nate, trying to wrangle the staff.
"Here's the big cardboard box for the small camel"   ~Regarding the kids Christmas eve pageant.
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    Church-Work is one of the most unique professions.  This is a compilation of just a few of the odd requests, comments, situations, and occurrences that we encounter at Legacy Church in Marietta and Canton.

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