The staff here at Legacy Church often laugh at the odd comments we make and hear. We decided that we needed a place to compile them all and share them with others who work in this weird profession called ministry or who may appreciate the wonderful oddity of our days.
"My job next week is to figure out how to safely suspend the Children's Pastor from the ceiling..." ~Pastor Brent
"My... hands... are like... wooooowww......." ~Pastor Jeff (Recovering from having tonsils removed)
"We neither know the date or the time, but we are anxiously awaiting the second coming..... of the copy repair man!" ~Pastor Jeff
After the copier had been down for days with multiple parts ordered and services visits have taken place. (As of this post, it's still out of commission)
2.12.19 - Staff Meeting
"Everything is going over whales" ~Pastor Julio
He meant to say, "Everything is going over wheels". Which again meant nothing to us, but apparently is a colloquial phrase meaning everything is moving forward and going fine.
PLUS SOME BONUS COMMENTS OVERHEARD IN DECEMBER 2018
"I AM the drill!" ~Pastor Brent while building Christmas musical set.
"We are not dumb people." ~While trying to determine how to best word something.
"Is the sag really two inches?!?!" ~While building Christmas musical set.
"I am their leader. Where did they go?" ~Pastor Nate, trying to wrangle the staff.
"Here's the big cardboard box for the small camel" ~Regarding the kids Christmas eve pageant.